I… woke up on the floor again,
and I needed something to eat. So I went down the street to Monty’s Grill.
“What’ll it be?” Said Monty, sporting a wry grin.
“Just give me the usual, Monty” I said.
Monty just scratched his head, and said “what is that again?”
Well, the usual was a Utah burger with cheese fries and a coke.
Monty knew that- I had been coming there every day for the last four years!
Then I began to realise, the man behind the counter was the IMPOSTOR!!
| Chris: | Yo dawg |
|---|---|
| Chris: | Eh, Whatev |
| Chris: | Night. |
| Me: | What the fuck. |
| Facebook: | This user is offline |
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